Not available at 3:00 p.m.

28 diciembre, 2012 / 0 comentarios

“I’m a typical single woman in New York City! I don’t wear heels to work because the typical woman’s job doesn’t exclusively involve gallery openings. And I know Carrie must have made boatloads writing her 800-word column for a newspaper no one’s ever heard of, but I just spent my last $7 having a fight with my best friend who, by the way, is not available at 3:00 p.m. on a Wednesday to console me about some guy, because she, too, has a job. And mostly, when you fall for a guy and he’s going out with your best friend, it doesn’t work out. Things get really bad!”

Allison Pill como Maggie Jordan en The Newsroom (1×10)

What I want

25 octubre, 2012 / 0 comentarios

“I don’t want to hurt you. But I’ll tell you what I do want… I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame, and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet, and beefy forearms, like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I’m old. And that’s what I want.”

Tina Fey como Liz Lemon en 30 Rock (4×17)

Some womanly wisdom

20 octubre, 2012 / 0 comentarios

“Permit me to share some womanly wisdom with you on this very special day: The more people you love, the weaker you are. You’ll do things for them that you know you shouldn’t do. You’ll act the fool to make them happy, to keep them safe. Love no one but your children. On that front, a mother has no choice.”

Lena Headey como Cersei Lannister en Game of Thrones (2×07)

Rubber Band

26 julio, 2012 / 0 comentarios

“Time is a rubber band”

Adam Sackler como Adam Driver en Girls (1×10)

Two halves of identity

15 febrero, 2012 / 0 comentarios

“As Hamlet said to Ophelia, ‘God has given you one face, and you make yourself another’. The battle between these two halves of identity, who we are and who we pretend to be, is unwinnable.”

Emily VanCamp como Emily Thorne en Revenge (1×07)

Guilt and Chanel No. 5

1 agosto, 2011 / 0 comentarios

“My mother… she was here. I can feel it. Smell that? The room smells like guilt and Chanel No. 5.”

Lauren Graham como Lorelai Gilmore el Gilmore Girls (4×03)

No middle ground

3 junio, 2011 / 0 comentarios

“When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.”

Lena Headey como Cersei Lannister en Game of Thrones (1×07)

An intelligent woman

28 febrero, 2011 / 0 comentarios

“Is there anything worse than an intelligent woman who squirts out a baby and then just talks out every boring detail of its life?”

Christa Miller como Ellie Torres en Cougar Town (2×02)

Twitter about me

18 octubre, 2010 / 0 comentarios

“Don’t do that. Don’t you dare twitter about me.”

Edie Falco como Jackie Peyton en Nurse Jackie (2×02)

That’s the custom

15 octubre, 2010 / 0 comentarios

“I made all that up, that is not a real custom in Colombia, we’re not lunatics. But you mess with us, and we mess with you. That’s the custom.”

Sofía Vergara como Gloria Delgado en Modern Family (2×02)