What I want

25 octubre, 2012 / 0 comentarios

«I don’t want to hurt you. But I’ll tell you what I do want… I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame, and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet, and beefy forearms, like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I’m old. And that’s what I want.»

Tina Fey como Liz Lemon en 30 Rock (4×17)

How would people know who to vote for?

12 febrero, 2009 / 0 comentarios

«We’re actors. If we didn’t exist, how would people know who to vote for?»

Jane Krakowski como Jenna Maroney en 30 Rock (3×05)

An announcement

29 febrero, 2008 / 0 comentarios

«I’d like to make an annoucement. I just want to say that I’m really sorry for whatever I’m going to do at the party tonight and I forgive all of you in advance for leaving me passed out by the elevator in my own gravy»

Judah Friedlander como Frank Rossitano en 30 Rock (2×09)