“People walk around today calling everyone their best friend. The term doesn’t have any real meaning anymore. Mere acquaintances are lavished with hugs and kisses upon a second or at most third meeting, birthday cards get passed around offices so everybody can scribble a snippet of sentimentality for a colleague they’ve barely met. And everyone just loves everyone. As a result, when you tell somebody you love them today, it isn’t much heard. I love you, Denny. You are my best friend.  I can’t imagine going through life without you as my best friend.”

James Spader como Alan Shore en Boston Legal (3×09)